pop the world

In order to punish us, Jesus has to locate us. So each day, Jesus launches Google Earth and starts searching for you. Because, with Google Earth, he gets to zoom into almost any location in the world with a distance that’s close enough to spot your home. From there, he tracks your where-abouts and tags your frequently visited locations with a marker as seen in the pictures here that some demon angels emailed me (thanks guys!).

Anyway, I tried to confuse Jesus by relocating myself in numerous places… I tried hiding in Melbourne for a year. But as you can see, once again, he somehow managed to spot me and I got tagged all over. Damn. Google Earth is good.

Tried to escape to Sydney… no luck there..

Then to Bali… getting desperate now..

And this year, Bangkok… but he was always just 1 step behind me. Damn he’s quick.

You can download Google Earth, the standard free version. But if you purchase Google Earth Pro like what Jesus did, you’ll enjoy additional features like lightning bolt, flash flood, jihad bombing and earthquake commands. Know what I mean? Exactly. What would Jesus do without Google Earth?

Download Google Earth here.

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