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WHY A FURBALL?

Forget about pricey pet$ like dog$ and cat$. Here’s something furry and adorable that you’ll grow to love along the years. That’s right. And it’s completely free. In fact, it’s also entirely made up of your own DNA. Whoa!

Ooo.. Special. So what are we actually talking about? IT’S YOUR VERY OWN FURBALL. You can make one too!! Mhmm! And it’s really easy! Just follow these simple steps.

MAKING YOUR FURBALL

STEP 1: Acquire a fair amount of hair specimen (amount depends on the desired size of your furball). Note: Using your own hair will increase its devotion.

STEP 2: Collect the hair and clump it in your palms. Roll and shape it into your desired furball. You can style it with some hair gel or wax if you wish. There you have it. Your very own FURBALL!

FOOD FOR FURBALL

All you have to do is feed your new loving furball with plain tap water, about 3 times a day. Do not overfeed it, which will eventually lead to a bad cold.

SICK FURBALL

If it gets sick, just wrap your furball in some plain toilet paper. IMPORTANT: DO NOT WRAP YOUR FURBALL ENTIRELY! It will suffocate. Leave a small gap for breathing. Remove the toilet paper once your furball has completely dried itself out.

FURBALLS NEED TLC

In any case, just remember that your furball is a fun loving creature that loves your attention and most importantly, a very special part of you. So treat it with lots of TLC and it will love you in return.

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