Archive for May, 2006

Make a FURBALL

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006

WHY A FURBALL?

Forget about pricey pet$ like dog$ and cat$. Here’s something furry and adorable that you’ll grow to love along the years. That’s right. And it’s completely free. In fact, it’s also entirely made up of your own DNA. Whoa!

Ooo.. Special. So what are we actually talking about? IT’S YOUR VERY OWN FURBALL. You can make one too!! Mhmm! And it’s really easy! Just follow these simple steps.

MAKING YOUR FURBALL

STEP 1: Acquire a fair amount of hair specimen (amount depends on the desired size of your furball). Note: Using your own hair will increase its devotion.

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STEP 2: Collect the hair and clump it in your palms. Roll and shape it into your desired furball. You can style it with some hair gel or wax if you wish. There you have it. Your very own FURBALL!

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FOOD FOR FURBALL

All you have to do is feed your new loving furball with plain tap water, about 3 times a day. Do not overfeed it, which will eventually lead to a bad cold.

SICK FURBALL

If it gets sick, just wrap your furball in some plain toilet paper. IMPORTANT: DO NOT WRAP YOUR FURBALL ENTIRELY! It will suffocate. Leave a small gap for breathing. Remove the toilet paper once your furball has completely dried itself out.

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FURBALLS NEED TLC

In any case, just remember that your furball is a fun loving creature that loves your attention and most importantly, a very special part of you. So treat it with lots of TLC and it will love you in return.

Mr. Yew the Accountant

Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006

C:^______^ (02:12 PM) :

hi mr yew, just to let u know that i havent opened a maybank account yet. due to car loan thiing with my current account.

C:^______^ (02:12 PM) :

adam here :-)

LCyew (02:16 PM) :

u hv to apen an acct… otherwise we won issue u a cheque

C:^______^ (02:18 PM) :

if i have an account, u will issue a cheque? not bank in?

C:^______^ (02:18 PM) :

then why do i have to open an account?

LCyew (02:18 PM) :

i need the maybank acct

LCyew (02:19 PM) :

if u hv… then no need to open

C:^______^ (02:19 PM) :

i dont have.

C:^______^ (02:19 PM) :

but after i open, u still issue me cheque?

LCyew (02:20 PM) :

if u hv the maybank acct… we will direct bank in to ur acct… won issue cheque

C:^______^ (02:20 PM) :

ok

C:^______^ (02:20 PM) :

then why u said earlier "u hv to apen an acct… otherwise we won issue u a cheque"

LCyew (02:21 PM) :

no la… i tot u hv’t open an acct

C:^______^ (02:21 PM) :

that’s right. i havent open an account.

C:^______^ (02:21 PM) :

let me call you. im confused.

J-street Fashion

Sunday, May 7th, 2006

Fashion by people for people, not to mention the best (well that’s subjective I know, but fock u.. behh), it’s TOKYO STREET STYLE baby. Here are some of my favourites…

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All the inspiration you’ll ever need to get creative with your mix & match (unfortunately our local weather doesn’t permit much layering).

Anyhow, here’s the hottest, off the streets of Tokyo.

Hajaruku, Daikanyama, Shibuya, Omotodesando and Ginza. Updated weekly at http://www.style-arena.jp/index_e.htm

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Ever wondered why our local stores suck? Cos they lack imagination. That’s right. We’re so focking backwards, the pics you’re about to see on the next link makes your favourite store in KL look like giant or tesco. Fock us indeed.

SHOPS IMAGINATION at http://www.coromo.com/shopsimagination/index.html

925 things I can’t live without…

Sunday, May 7th, 2006

The only thing missing from the pic is my silver Nikon Coolpix 4300 that I used to get this shot!

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What Would Jesus Do Without Google Earth?

Saturday, May 6th, 2006

In order to punish us, Jesus has to locate us. So each day, Jesus launches Google Earth and starts searching for you. Because, with Google Earth, he gets to zoom into almost any location in the world with a distance that’s close enough to spot your home. From there, he tracks your where-abouts and tags your frequently visited locations with a marker as seen in the pictures here that some demon angels emailed me (thanks guys!).

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Anyway, I tried to confuse Jesus by relocating myself in numerous places… I tried hiding in Melbourne for a year. But as you can see, once again, he somehow managed to spot me and I got tagged all over. Damn. Google Earth is good.

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Tried to escape to Sydney… no luck there..

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Then to Bali… getting desperate now..

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And this year, Bangkok… but he was always just 1 step behind me. Damn he’s quick.

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You can download Google Earth, the standard free version. But if you purchase Google Earth Pro like what Jesus did, you’ll enjoy additional features like lightning bolt, flash flood, jihad bombing and earthquake commands. Know what I mean? Exactly. What would Jesus do without Google Earth?

Download Google Earth here.

My Cosplay Queen

Saturday, May 6th, 2006

Arisa Mizuhara’s the name.

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She’s the most versatile cosplay model I’ve ever come to know, with the finest costumes to match.

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More at http://arisahp.fc2web.com/

Sweet Mother Focker*

Saturday, May 6th, 2006

I’ve never watched a single episode of Robotech or Macross in my entire life. Or maybe I did, but I don’t recall any of it, unlike watching recorded episodes of Ultraman bashing aliens over and over again when I was a kid back in Toa Payoh :P

The reason I’ve spent my hard earned cash on this piece is cos when I was a kid, I actually had a transformable Macross VF-1S sharpener! The last time I saw that little thing was probably 10 years back. I don’t know where it went but I miss it a lot! So much so that I had to get this. Sort of a childhood redemption thing. Nostalgic indeed :P

So behold… the Macross Zero 1/60 VF-0S by Yamato. Purchased from Shioktoys for RM540.

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This is the single most expensive toy item I’ve purchased so far. And I will instil further value to it by watching the anime… never too late! 14.9% of the Macross Zero OVA (5 episodes) downloaded on my BitComet as of now.

*Interesting: An ace pilot in the Macross saga is called Roy Focker hahahaha.. "focker!! tatsukete!!! focccckerrrr!!"